I will record up to 100 words of anything you want, as long as it is not highly obscene or defamatory. (I'm fine with cuss words, or anything that would be OK on TV or in a Hollywood movie.) My natural accent is Californian, which is a very "neutral" accent. I can do playful, comedic, dramatic, perky... you choose. I can also alter the end result for a higher or lower pitch without sounding fake!
For £5 you will get one clean take. Everything I record, I "clean up" and edit in Audacity to remove microphone pops/background noises, replace any sections with errors, etc. I can send you the end result as AIFF, WAV or MP3, plus the raw Audacity project if you want to tinker with it yourself.
The samples from my spoken word project, linked below, were recorded to be used in science teaching and have background music. The vocal tone I'm using here is the "neutral" tone I'd use for a poem, description or narrative voiceover.
http://tinyurl.com/bq4egex ; http://tinyurl.com/bsq95gm